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And Demotivational Poster


STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...


TAGS: deadpool star wars nerd paradise false prophet and lots of it
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Alixian - September 5, 2011, 8:22 am, #223970
Kids wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas, Chuck Norris wears Deadpool pyjamas. Deadpool is so cool he makes absolute zero look like 4000 Kelvin
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:16 am, #172490
Your parents were related before they got married...weren't they?
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:10 am, #172485
@aerofiend: You're not a nerd just because you know someone as awesome and legendary as Deadpool
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 6:03 pm, #157676
@TheTrashHeap & Moooooo: A Dead pool is a a betting pool on how long it will take someone to die. In Deadpool's case, he can't die, so he became the Deadpool. (Sorry I'm a Nerd.)
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:28 pm, #152897
The greatest comic hero/villain the genre has ever known.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:37 am, #152774
My thoughts exactly.
TheTrashHeap - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am, #152771
WTF is a deadpool?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:21 am, #152770
That's it!!!.....sorry Bart, You drew the short straw.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:12 pm, #152706
Well, you haven't gotten rusty...but your stripes are looking a little gray. lol
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm, #152705
Last few days I haven't been able to comment from work...java errors or some BS...so I'm getting in a few jabs from home now!!!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm, #152704
I saw* Dammit! My problem is acting up.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:04 pm, #152703
LD FTW I something like this coming...but that was a flawless execution.lol I wish we could give comments 5 XD
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:02 pm, #152702
Hey - I didn't tell anyone what I saw in the shower after gym class Bart so don't blame m- oh...'typos'...my bad.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 8:25 pm, #152696
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it...despite my little problem. lol
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 6:44 pm, #152684
I already did!
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:12 pm, #152679
Say it's an Amsome Effing Poster! SAY IT! 5L's!
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm, #152672
Eh eff it Bart. Amsome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm, #152657
Godd*** typos!


VEGETERIAN -


TAGS: second hand vegetarian meat on a plate
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm, #245232
Another joke for my list to tell certain ones I know, hehehe. 5 meat slabs.
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 5:39 pm, #236787
People say I'm a misanthropist. Not at all. I'm a humanitarian.


MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - The reason the rapture was canceled


TAGS: randy savage rapture canceled
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - June 1, 2011, 10:57 am, #219442
Now I know I'm going to hell for this.
motinet - June 1, 2011, 7:52 am, #219439

I think Swampfox shattered the record for most Facebook shares
Swampfox - May 22, 2011, 9:25 pm, #218926
I told a buddy that I might be going to hell for this. He said that wasn't true. I was going to hell for thoses other things.
chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 8:24 pm, #218917
idk if this is good or bad
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 22, 2011, 5:25 pm, #218911
"What'cha gona do, brother?" Apocalypse 2K11, when Macho Man takes on the Son of God! Oh, YEEEAAAHH!!!


THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means


TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by DScottHewitt

Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm, #145359
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm, #145358
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm, #145356
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm, #145339
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145336
d*** you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145335
Inconceivable!
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145334
Inconceivable
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm, #145333
What word? Inigo Montoya?


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - Volume One


TAGS: women understanding volume one
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - February 7, 2014, 5:15 am, #252738
I was enjoying the show...
Sho - February 6, 2014, 2:36 am, #252713
XD
lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 9:23 pm, #252693

Thanks for commenting on this, Steve; I missed it. This problem has been solved.
steve1961 - February 5, 2014, 8:12 pm, #252688
Who rants over a 2-3 year old poster? Call me ***ist but when are trolls female? And with a name like whatevergirl, shouldn't she be more like 'whatever?' and less psycho-lizzie-borden?
manos - February 5, 2014, 6:02 pm, #252687
what's up little biatch? were you b***hurt? any mature woman would laugh with this...
Swampfox - December 12, 2013, 3:34 pm, #251511
...or a tampon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 12:18 pm, #251509
Oh sweety, who hurt you? Can we get you a tissue? Or a midol?
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 8:58 am, #251508
Beggin’ strip?
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:52 am, #251507
We'll see. :)
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:51 am, #251506
Listen here, wench, I think we all agree that you don't wanna be here and we don't want you here. Why don't you go away while the grownups talk? Come back when you grow a sense of humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 8:14 am, #251505
Lots of people these days, the site has changed a lot. But it's good to see you back, I hope you stick around.
Greeny - December 12, 2013, 5:40 am, #251504
Your hair looks nice
whatevergirl - December 12, 2013, 3:57 am, #251503
To the two faggots that replied to me and to anyone else who replies to me. I will still be right no matter what you say, You leaving areply (no matter what it says) means you agree with me, You're not worth anything to anyone, And you all need to die.
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 11:23 pm, #251501
Who else gets on Motifake and tells people to calm down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 8:02 pm, #251498
Hey you...If that's you. How have you been?
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 6:58 pm, #251497
Calm down, yo. It's not that bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 6:48 pm, #251496
LMAO!
spacedog - December 11, 2013, 5:52 pm, #251495
See you in another 28 days.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:45 pm, #251494
And don't bother leaving a reply to me, Because I won't bother to read it. I'll still be right and you'll still be wrong. And that's the truth.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:43 pm, #251493
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think that because you don't think at all.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm, #251492
We're not. Guys are and they always will be, and you just proved that. So, f*** off, get cancer and die (Just like all guys should) I'm right.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm, #251491
Which makes them stupid. And doing douchebag **** like this to females, Just proves my point.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:40 pm, #251490
Again, You're Retarded. just like every guy.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm, #251489
Says the guy who'll never get ***. :P
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm, #251488
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think because you don't think at all.
Swampfox - December 4, 2013, 4:57 am, #251363
If girls weren't such dingbats ...
rerun - December 3, 2013, 8:04 pm, #251357

guys aren't stupid, we just tend to think with the wrong head
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:17 pm, #251351
Only retards think this is funny. It's not our fault that guys are stupid.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 5:36 pm, #218821
That's Cliff's Notes...
longnose - May 19, 2011, 8:30 am, #218749
LOL!!!!! nice one
steph1 - May 17, 2011, 5:05 am, #218650
this looks like the small print edition - the complete set is 36 volumes - good luck


FINALLY - A book about understanding women


TAGS: book of understanding women
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by house

Titanpb - July 3, 2011, 8:40 pm, #220930
this has been done http://www.motifake.com/134859
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:03 pm, #220377
'making sense' mess up their argument***. d*** English fail
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:02 pm, #220376
Don't bother. Women don't let simple things such as 'sense' messing up their argument. They always win
Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:03 pm, #220350
I thought it was the US tax code..
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:26 am, #220340
isn't that just like a woman to point out our short comings.... Stupid evidence :)
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:47 am, #220336
so... why do we botter? X_x aaaa!!! I want to understand!!
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:46 am, #220335
we won't because they dont want to be understood in the first place =P
steph1 - June 20, 2011, 6:58 am, #220296
no matter how many times you guys try (#134859) .....you'll never understand
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 6:42 am, #220291
*of
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 2:54 am, #220288
That IS the table if contents
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:13 pm, #220282
...even the table of contents is messed up
Reality Lord - June 19, 2011, 8:36 pm, #220280

...and all the pages are blank.


THE LION KING - True story.




DEMISE OF MUSIC -


TAGS: grammies then and now
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

twill1962 - January 10, 2013, 10:36 am, #242332
Everyone in the top picture was famous for their songs. In the lower picture, they're famous for being famous. 5L.
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 7:38 am, #227179
Top pic, everyone but Yoko has talent and she is married to Lennon, lower pic is talent free.
Airman - December 9, 2011, 6:43 pm, #226491
good point
realogic - December 9, 2011, 6:35 pm, #226490
The big difference tho is that between '39 and '75 they didn't have a drunken wh*** like snookey, a metro***ual at best Justine beaver, and w/e the hell that other girl is.
Airman - December 9, 2011, 1:02 pm, #226481
You are correct. My parents did not embrace the British Invasion.. they still listened to Perry Como, Frank, and Big Band. I listen to way more new stuff than they ever did..
CloudchaserS - December 8, 2011, 11:57 pm, #226471
Here's my question. Back in '75, did people who remembered music popular in '39 look at what was popular in '75 and wonder what happened?
Greeny - December 8, 2011, 6:40 pm, #226462
It's happening everyw here


GENETICALLY MODIFIED GOODNESS - The Big "M"


TAGS: hands down winner
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by ughomer

maoworks2 - October 22, 2012, 5:12 pm, #240110
I Worked At A PLaces Next Door To One What A Smell .


FAT PEOPLE - Never get between them and their food if you know what's good for you.




DRUMMERS -


TAGS: drummer jokes music desperate band
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by caveman

CloudchaserS - December 11, 2011, 10:14 pm, #226533
I once saw a bumper sticker that said "You're just like the rest of the band. Always following the drummer!"
crankyhead - December 11, 2011, 9:00 pm, #226531
Q: What do you 5ay to a drummer who tells you he's got an idea for your band's next song? A: Your fired. =)


PEEPSHOW - In the back of the cupboard behind the old boxes of rice, The forgotten Easter candy have their fun.


TAGS: peeps candy show
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Bizy

tellitlikeitis - March 30, 2012, 10:01 am, #232393
Very cute.
rerun - March 29, 2012, 7:18 pm, #232345

Great, love it.


VIKINGS - DON'T GET US MAD. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE US WHEN WE'RE MAD.


TAGS: vikings history scandinavia culture barbarians
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by acegik

fgd051943 - December 9, 2013, 11:28 am, #251464
Actually, you wouldn't like them even when they were in a good humor!
sharebear - March 17, 2013, 4:36 pm, #244386
I think they were always mad.
maoworks2 - December 29, 2012, 2:44 pm, #242002
Long Live Odin 5L.


BE VEWY VEWY QUIET -


TAGS: women sleeping peace and quiet
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

Whoflungdung74 - September 16, 2013, 7:14 am, #249713
My wife's an Insomniac lol!!
mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:48 am, #225444
its funny cause it true lol
UlyssesArt - October 27, 2011, 7:08 pm, #225397
lol very good
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:08 pm, #225346
Had to laugh at this one... 5 (more hours of peace for men).
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:34 pm, #225344
55555h!
mariand - October 25, 2011, 4:32 pm, #225332
ditto


BACON LIMERICK ~ - There once was a sandwich with mayo ~ and lettuce and bright red tomato. Though tasty and fine ~ it was missing some swine, with bacon it made me say, “Hey-O!”


TAGS: acon limerick sandwich poem sign
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by marms

demon001 - December 6, 2013, 9:45 pm, #251415
If bacon is wrong. I don't want to be right!
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 8:50 am, #237417
Mmmmmmm.... bacon.


ENGINEERS - we solve problems such as: "How do you make an apple computer useful?"


TAGS: calander engineers make macs useful dlm4
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by DLM4

DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am, #194216
oh ya, and i thank you for the 5L
DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am, #194215
simply because a problem is solved, does not mean that the solution can not be improved upon. also that which has been fixed has a nasty tendency to become broken again
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:16 pm, #194172
if engineers solved problems and fixed everything, wouldn't they be out of work?..5 for the proper use of a mac tho
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:12 am, #194040
overlooked by the media in favor of failures that seldomly occur
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:08 am, #194039
engineers solve problems, it's what we do. society presents us with a problem or challenge and it is our job to find a solution that is cost effective and efficient. sadly the many engineering marvels that are constantly being created are almost always
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 12:04 am, #194038
Not in this lifetime.
Iconoclast - September 16, 2010, 12:00 am, #194035
Engineers solve problems. When did that start?
Ed-Hyde - September 15, 2010, 1:31 pm, #193933
Meh, I like this caption better. 5L, steve jobs is bill gates in disguise.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 1:29 pm, #193932
108489


TELLING HER TO MAKE YOU A SANDWICH - Make sure you can take her first...




OW... CUT IT OUT! - You better stop it Thor! I'm tellin my DAD!


TAGS: jesus and thor
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Chef

theviking - August 8, 2010, 6:01 am, #188233
thor:78563929730689846368009 jesus: -1 jesus help invent christianity


VALENTINE'S DAY - Single Girls V's Single Guys




DUDE YOU'RE RIGHT - Cats do land on their feet


TAGS: dogs roof cats land feet
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Budog

dizzie107c - April 20, 2012, 7:09 am, #233581
to funny
crankyhead - November 22, 2011, 12:54 am, #226040
5uperb
Reality Lord - November 21, 2011, 11:54 pm, #226036

lol...n1 budog and welcome to bear.
bear4lyfe - November 21, 2011, 9:51 pm, #226032
ROFL, this is priceles5. btw, hi all, been a stalker here for a long time, finally made an account.


MEN AND WOMEN -


TAGS: men and women socializing irony
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 10:56 am, #231276

Thanks for the O'5L, Gary.
GaryO - March 14, 2012, 8:31 am, #231267
Well, there’s just something fetching ‘bout them suits. I think the word is ‘allure’. 5L for the allure……….and truism
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:58 pm, #231256

Yes, it is! Especially when you consider these were bathing 'costumes'.
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:56 pm, #231255

Yes, it is! Especially when you consider these were bathing 'costumes'.
carebear - March 13, 2012, 8:16 pm, #231248
(carebear BANNED)


EX-GIRLFRIEND -




SLOW DOWN - You move too fast


TAGS: stop and smell the roses
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Airman

Krissie - September 21, 2012, 8:36 pm, #239288
VERY COOL. Music is an escape for me-all kinds. I was a clarinet nerd :D ...Dropped a few $'s down in my time for people playing their instruments-they're really appreciative.
TheOne - March 13, 2011, 1:48 pm, #214158
Amazing...Noting more to say.
FatherTyme - December 27, 2010, 3:45 pm, #208423
No words to describe it. Poetry! So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.
TheWiceMan - January 4, 2010, 5:24 pm, #150155
Really great piece of work, 5/5 I think it can be summarised in "What you see is what you're looking for"
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:03 pm, #149900
They say music is best understood by children and animals
Treehodger - January 2, 2010, 3:35 am, #149459
$3.5 Million eh? That is some expensive firewood! (Kidding. I love the Violin and that type of music.)
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:42 am, #149451
You're british, aren't you? The british always are able to destroy humor with logic... missing the very nature of exaggeration.
Marvin Wankerstein - January 2, 2010, 2:33 am, #149450
Another possible conclusion that can be reached from this experiment is that the concept of beauty is not a universal one and its perception can vary from person to person.
elf25s - January 1, 2010, 1:48 pm, #149351
true whenwever i am in NYC i am in bit of a hurry to actuly stop and listen or watch any performances in subway tunnels. we should really slow down and enjoy life a bit, or read a book instead...
Faceplant31 - December 31, 2009, 4:06 pm, #149201
Thats touching do you write poetry silcas? J/k
silcas - December 31, 2009, 4:05 pm, #149200
Amazing what we miss throughout our lives, by hurrying. Makes me wonder if we really have it that great in this new age of technology. Just think when was the last time you sat and watched a sunset?
Derek - December 29, 2009, 12:59 am, #148711
An alternative take on "Context is everything"
aesop's folly - December 28, 2009, 9:32 pm, #148639
gotta make the morning last
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 8:55 pm, #148627
I was going to read this whole thing, but I don't have time, things to do, busy busy busy! J/K, 5 slightly less expesive violins.
phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 7:35 pm, #148575
I miss everything...but I'm oblivious, and dumb as toast to boot...
rerun - December 28, 2009, 7:24 pm, #148570

Airman - I enjoy your posters. This one really hits home....I plan on taking this advise.


SECURITY -


TAGS: child and her dog
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 20, 2012, 1:28 pm, #233593

I did, RL!~~Thank you~
Reality Lord - April 20, 2012, 7:37 am, #233585

love it. did you drop this at moti-twit...and digmydog?


MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!


TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm, #201903
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm, #156650
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am, #141656
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm, #141601
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm, #141596
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm, #141561
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm, #141557
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm, #141553
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm, #141552
f***ing excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm, #141551
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm, #141550
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm, #141547
?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm, #141544
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm, #141541
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm, #141520
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm, #141519
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "f*** y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.


DIFFICULTIES - Face your problems, Don't facebook them




THE HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER - and yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!


TAGS: knowledge about england vs france
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by forseti

culos - March 5, 2011, 4:19 pm, #213627
He is, and dysfunctional too!
wilson - March 4, 2011, 3:42 pm, #213562
its not the original picture, and mikey is not from england or france, he's a dutchboy
forseti - May 15, 2010, 4:41 am, #176069
GS: thx for what? Did yew reject the first version and forced me to change this perfect fittin' line?!?*fg* no problem ;)
spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:30 pm, #176052
Nice, 5Ls.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:34 pm, #176017
pluck yew forseti!!! 5 informative L's!
Mongo - May 14, 2010, 2:00 pm, #176010
Well done....
Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 1:52 pm, #176009
5 plucking l's for yew foreskinny
GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 1:38 pm, #176006
forseti, thanks, 5L
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:29 pm, #176003
Well pluck yew too! 5 birds!


GRAND THEFT -


TAGS: wall street bank grand theft commi3
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 6:30 pm, #227399
Well I guess what goes around, comes around. But seriously, I have never heard of sickipedia.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 5:58 pm, #227397
Anyone here ever heard of Sickipedia? ... This poster is amazing but this caption was one of the top hits there too (and still is) !
crankyhead - December 30, 2011, 8:04 pm, #227105
If it makes you feel any better Commie, not only did I give it a 5, but I also shared it with a bunch of people who liked it too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2011, 1:44 pm, #227094
This is funny. However, it would be funnier if it wasn't so freakin' true.
BigEdMustafa - December 30, 2011, 9:24 am, #227085
I had to give it 5L! I actually have a couple of friends who own their own bank, but they're not that ambitious enough to rob the world! lol
the1stCOMMI3 - December 30, 2011, 1:35 am, #227075
Almost had a perfect score with this one. Tough crowd, tough crowd...
mariand - December 29, 2011, 6:06 pm, #227069
Hey, this is a good one.


THE TROUBLE WITH INTERNET QUOTES -


TAGS: paton lincoln gandalf quote bait
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 9:05 pm, #243686
Wow...he also said that the FAIL was strong in you...
zoomer296 - February 21, 2013, 8:59 pm, #243684
That quote is from YODA!!! Morons.
forseti - August 10, 2011, 3:01 am, #222823
done pretty often IMO but it always gives me a chuckle. 5 quotes
R.S.Jake - August 9, 2011, 4:57 pm, #222790
You know, it could be, I feel bad, I didn't verify my source! ;)
Airman - August 9, 2011, 4:13 pm, #222789
LOL I alway thought that was from Robert E Lee.. I stand corrected
mariand - August 9, 2011, 3:03 pm, #222781
ab5olutely right


HUSBAND DAYCARE - Seems Legit




GIRLS -


TAGS: miranda kerr ducks duckface
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by darthvader

GaryO - April 10, 2012, 8:19 am, #233019
Lol, Sho
Sho - April 10, 2012, 12:56 am, #233013
Po5ers


THE GRAND CHAW-HEE - It's his birthday.




THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' -


TAGS: better a perfect pebble and a flawed diamond
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 4:35 pm, #242741
Funny, the driver doesn't look like Clarkson, Hammond or May... One of my favorite episodes of Top Gear there. The 'safety test' portion was priceless.
motifayk - January 22, 2013, 9:06 am, #242722
The trio that made it, did quite well by making something in less than 2 days when compared to Chevy Volt. But compare it to SAIC Roewe E50 - other than price the Chinese govt. sponsored indigenous experiment is much better.
PapaFox - January 22, 2013, 7:36 am, #242718
Ah, the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust... good as any other electric car. ;)


BACON - Makes a damn fine sandwich


TAGS: bacon sandwich food funny
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by american1459

the dude - December 6, 2009, 3:52 pm, #143201
hell yea 5 lions for you brotha!
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 5:43 pm, #135620
agreed, needs cheese, 4/5
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 11:52 pm, #125674
Needs cheese.
Spangle - October 10, 2009, 11:51 pm, #125672
Everytime I see this sammich, I always get a bit of heartburn. It's like, demonic or something.
CANADA - August 13, 2009, 9:10 am, #107905
and a little drink to wash it down


WEDDING CAKE -




MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.




WHEN I AM BORED - I send a text to a random number saying, " I hid the body ... Now what ? "


TAGS: when bored i text random
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 20, 2012, 12:32 pm, #239261
I'm feeling a little bored right now; but I believe I have a particular number in mind of whose owner is OCD, lol!
CloudchaserS - February 26, 2012, 1:08 pm, #230175
Best done only if you have caller ID blocked or the cops actually could pay you a visit!
Feasibly - February 26, 2012, 11:59 am, #230174
Dang it Budog! I shoulda known that was you!
GaryO - February 26, 2012, 11:45 am, #230173
5ounds Steven Wrightish….nice take Bud
Reality Lord - February 26, 2012, 9:52 am, #230167

lolz


IRISH SCUBA DIVING -


TAGS: back roll technique ireland
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by forseti

Zreiser - January 6, 2011, 12:17 pm, #209272
TTH but then it wouldn't sound Irish...
TheTrashHeap - July 3, 2010, 11:52 am, #183089
"bloody Boat" or "darn boat" would have worked just as well. Do we really want to tempt the tasteless police?


JUST THINK ABOUT IT - I bet you never thought of the importance of hand washing quite this way had you ?


TAGS: wash your hands after restroom
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 20, 2011, 1:49 pm, #220310
I bet mechanics with greasy hands wash their hands first, unless they want to lube their piston.
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 12:07 pm, #220306
Query...why people do hoomans wash their hands after doing the deed but never before? We shake hands all day, press b***ons, hold escalator and stair rails, push doors and grip handles. Don't even get me started on public restrooms
Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 10:12 am, #220212
It's all fun & games 'til someones starts feeling ****y...;)
Budog - June 18, 2011, 12:43 am, #220198
Especially since Grandpa already walks around with his hands in his pants that are almost up to his neck...
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 12:36 am, #220196
It gets worse if you take grandparents into account... hand me the bleach
Budog - June 17, 2011, 11:24 pm, #220194
LOL Yes, but you gave me a whole new perspective to see it in...
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:58 pm, #220193
Hey, it's YOUR poster.. what has been inferred cannot be unseen
Budog - June 17, 2011, 10:47 pm, #220190
OMFG, now that just adds a whole new dimension of uggghhh to this poster!
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:24 pm, #220188
Congratulations, you've just made visting my in-laws that much more uncomfortable...


C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.


TAGS: children teenagers standing talking
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:48 am, #233466
Read it on a magnet.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:15 pm, #233397
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80831060/ #3


CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964


TAGS: cleveland browns superbowl playoffs football
Rating: 3.31/5
Woodywood03a - December 6, 2009, 12:01 am, #143065
Oh yeah, HtD... They may want to really get ready for next season. Because, the team has gone south, because of the coach.
Woodywood03a - December 5, 2009, 11:59 pm, #143062
You got to keep believing that the Browns will win. Yeah, they did not been to the superbowl, but they will get there someday.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 3, 2009, 12:40 am, #133709
BS. Derek made it to the ProBowl. If they had a line that could block and someone who could catch passes he could get it done again. Unfortunately, they don't.
BigT - March 8, 2009, 1:43 pm, #64401
OH THE STEELER FANS!!!!! *SIGH* Truthfully if they trade Brady Quinn, I'm done forever!!
HtD - January 16, 2009, 5:32 pm, #52445
At least they aren't the Lions.


FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD -


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.56/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm, #252373
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm, #248174
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm, #248173
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm, #248172
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm, #248171
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm, #248170
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm, #247817
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm, #243404
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am, #242844
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am, #242821
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can a**ure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury


WELCOME TO THE HANDYMAN'S CORNER - If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'.


TAGS: red green handyman duct ***e
Rating: 4.8/5

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Bucketheadsdad - October 30, 2011, 12:00 pm, #225449
Quando omni flunkus moritati! When all else fails, play dead!
Arvantillian - October 17, 2011, 10:49 am, #225174
Red Green is my Hero!
rudeboy308 - October 12, 2011, 9:57 pm, #225023
I loved Red Green when I saw it on PBS. I still have his tag line in my head about duct ***e as the handyman's secret weapon.


being happy -


TAGS: dogs handicaps happiness
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:04 am, #245561
Perfectly worded along with the picture. 5 one legged doggies.
CloudchaserS - April 24, 2013, 12:52 am, #245322
And to be thankful for/want what you have


NONCONFORMITY -


TAGS: standin out of a crowd red paper devil
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

gas - June 25, 2012, 6:03 pm, #236621
yep
spacedog - June 25, 2012, 5:56 pm, #236620
Amsome poster Commie.


VEGETARIANS - Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop this senseless violent slaughter


TAGS: vegetarians thousand innicent plants slaughtered
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 27, 2012, 5:25 am, #232109
Well everyday I eat about 6 kale leaves, 4 green apples, 1 lemon, a piece of ginger, two cucumbers and two zucchinis. Of course it is all juiced. I also drink 2 protein smoothies also.
banana82 - March 27, 2012, 5:02 am, #232108
Well, eating plants is actually the least plant-unfriendly thing you can do. As for meat, the animals you're eating have been fed ten tot fifteen times more vegetable food than you would consume if you just ate plants yourself. Consider that.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:27 pm, #228560
nice smile
MPsniper - January 31, 2012, 6:05 pm, #228551
ill be ordering the veal
Iconoclast - January 31, 2012, 3:35 pm, #228544
Sort of been done #142967


MY PRECIOUS - You never know where or when you will find love and acceptance.


TAGS: my precious love and acceptance
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Budog

GaryO - April 7, 2012, 11:33 am, #232899
Geezus, Bud, I’m gonna need a brighter night light.


SAINT PATRICK -


TAGS: driving snakes out of ireland
Rating: 4.55/5

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lgvernon - March 18, 2012, 10:05 am, #231574

Ye haf' 'ta be feedin' 'em a wee sheep a'fore ye' try bucklin' 'em in, ya' know...th' lump is pearrrrrfict. 'Course, sometimes th' sheepkin keeps wigglin' fer a spell, ya know, an' that can be discommodin'.
GaryO - March 18, 2012, 12:36 am, #231559
Aye, lassie, those eely devils were tough to keep in their seat belts, for sure.


INNOVATION - Designing something that doesn't get improved on much for 100 years.




SCARY MOOSE - Scary moose, scary moose! Will you do the fandango?


TAGS: scary moose fandango
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Gabe

P0TaT0King - June 8, 2010, 12:52 pm, #179475
This is why im never going to canada
Ronski - September 6, 2009, 9:21 pm, #115608
Full of WIN!!!
omnia - September 6, 2009, 4:57 pm, #115569
omg: the devil f***ed a moose. dave grohl is a weird guy(if you don't get that one: watch tenacious D in the pick of destiny, it's awsome)
Gabe - September 5, 2009, 1:42 am, #115177
I'm telling Sean because he thought what I wrote were the actual lyrics.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:28 am, #115174
Gabe... FTWhatever!
Gabe - September 5, 2009, 1:21 am, #115173
The actual lyrics are "Scaramouche, Scaramouche will you do the fandango?"
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:19 am, #115171
I was out of the american education system before inkwells were.
Sean - September 5, 2009, 1:01 am, #115166
*doobt (Canadian spelling)
Sean - September 5, 2009, 1:01 am, #115165
Thanks to your floundering educational system, no doubt.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:59 am, #115164
In american english, than = that.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:55 am, #115163
Waiiiiiiiit..... is this anti-canadian? d***, than Mike Meyers!
Sean - September 5, 2009, 12:54 am, #115162
Spoof? No I'm pretty sure those are the actual lyrics.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:47 am, #115161
Genius.
Gabe - September 5, 2009, 12:45 am, #115160
Its a spoof of the song Bohemian Rhapsody.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:28 am, #115155
Shouldn't have followed it up, Random.... that'd be priceless on it's own.
MrRandom - September 5, 2009, 12:26 am, #115154
Well that comment failed
MrRandom - September 5, 2009, 12:26 am, #115153
m/
BuZZbomb - September 5, 2009, 12:17 am, #115150
HA! This is great. It goes perfectly with mine. http://www.motifake.com/beelzebub-devil-religion-beelzebub-demotivational-poster-44982.html
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 12:14 am, #115149
LOL


THANKSGIVING -




LINUS -


TAGS: peanuts gang the great pumpkin vengance candy
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Airman - October 31, 2011, 12:44 pm, #225470
nice
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 3:48 pm, #200416
Absolute genius! This would make a great movie. Somebody call Rob Zombie, he makes awesome remakes. 5 dryer sheets for the dirty blanket
spacedog - October 31, 2010, 11:35 am, #200404
Nicely done RL.


HEROES -


TAGS: husband wife military duty love
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Feasibly - December 5, 2011, 2:13 pm, #226396
Man RL, I don't remember seeing this one before...Easy 5
Reality Lord - August 21, 2010, 8:37 am, #190264

....yes i did write the poem.
Reality Lord - August 20, 2010, 8:41 pm, #190189

thnx guys
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 5:52 pm, #190114
Very nice. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 12:19 pm, #190077
Um yea, my last comment got messed up. All i can say is this is AMSOME and i give it a 10 a effing 10
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 12:12 pm, #190075
FUC1


GO AHEAD -


TAGS: abbott and costello
Rating: 4.87/5

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Sean - April 11, 2014, 10:39 am, #254200
Say what?! Oh, wait, he's on second isn't he?
IllicoPresto - April 7, 2014, 11:51 pm, #254151
Wonderful!
crankyhead - January 5, 2011, 10:13 pm, #209242
beautiful


AGEING - You know you're getting too old, when the candles cost more than the cake.


TAGS: grandads birthday
Rating: 4.24/5

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7053 - July 10, 2011, 5:24 am, #221221
Too old to live..


INTRAVENOUS COFFEE - Some people like to wake and bake, I prefer to wake and brew ...




WAR - it's hell




BACON - Mmmmmmm bacon, it's meat candy...




MORGAN FREEMAN - is not enjoying his cotton candy.




LIFE -


TAGS: cheese macaroni life bland spice
Rating: 4.63/5

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5150monkeylove - June 18, 2013, 1:53 am, #246728
REALLY? The word "h**" is censored? maybe I should have said "hawt dogs"
5150monkeylove - June 10, 2013, 12:08 am, #246501
Pack of h** Dogs is more fitting due to my career path, lol
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 10:02 pm, #246499

Little Smokies, Monkey. Little Smokies.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 9:26 pm, #246498
Even as a child I would walk 5 miles (uphill both ways) to find a pack of h** Dogs, slaughter them, and add to the mix. Rebel I am.
falloutghoul - June 9, 2013, 8:56 pm, #246492
I actually love Mac n' Cheese when following the instructions. So cheesy...
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:00 pm, #246483

An INSPIRING poster!~
EmilioDumphque - June 9, 2013, 11:31 am, #246482
A GREAT poster! I can testify. (Also, if that recipe doesn't work out, deep-fry!)
GaryO - June 9, 2013, 11:10 am, #246481
Yes, yes it is. Still a good poster, however. If in a hurry, I’d just toss that on the skillet and fry it up.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 4:04 am, #246479
ummm... ok Is this a lost point?
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:41 am, #246475

Serve with green onions and h** yellow peppers.
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:40 am, #246474

Cook the pasta. Drain it. Add a can of tuna, also drained, and a can of cream of chicken soup. Mix in the cheese packet. Put the whole mess in a greased, ,ovenproof dish. Top with cheese slices and crushed crackers. Bake in 400 degree oven for 15 minutes.
Silverheart - June 9, 2013, 12:07 am, #246472
Crumbled bacon makes mac n' cheese awesomer.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 12:01 am, #246471
I agree. But more people put a twist on ramen, as opposed to mac-n-cheese
CloudchaserS - June 8, 2013, 11:36 pm, #246470
Ramen is rather bland made according to directions, I add in cayenne pepper, onion flakes, peanut b***er, sauce of my choosing then I dribble Tabasco on the noodles just before putting them in my mouth


GRANDPA - Apparently he's not a big fan of the Twilight movies.


TAGS: grandpa vampire twilight fan
Rating: 4.2/5

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xXxEpicWinxXx - April 20, 2010, 7:10 pm, #172706
Exactly what he is talking about.


WHERE'S YOUR LICENSE? - It's on the bumper. Back there, man.


TAGS: cheech and chong
Rating: 4.05/5

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agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 3:00 am, #187298
I remember when he said that.


CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm, #192730
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm, #168380
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm, #168157
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm, #168156
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm, #168128
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm, #168127
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm, #167012
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm, #166860
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


HIDE AND SEEK CANADIAN STYLE -


TAGS: fun and games
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by culos

Sean - January 1, 2011, 8:03 pm, #208885
or so they say.
Sean - January 1, 2011, 8:03 pm, #208884
I love this one, Culos, even though it is clear that the bear does not know the rules. I mean, once the bear knows where the dude is hiding, he's supposed to run to home base and call the dude out. That's how the bears in my neighbourhood play it ...
shmoe13 - January 1, 2011, 7:39 pm, #208876
u forgot the sub-sub text: The time when your only thinkin to things: Holy **** I'm gonna die and I really need to change my pants


PARENTING -


TAGS: parent demanding moody boss coworker
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mariand - October 14, 2011, 2:10 am, #225078
LOL...yeah


THE FORCE IS POWERFUL - But does not stand a chance against Google


TAGS: force powerful google search androids
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Budog

KaneKrueger - September 29, 2011, 12:24 am, #224616
This is not the google you're using.


GOING POSTAL -


TAGS: and so the story goes
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:24 pm, #239447
He should have help them out of the water and gave them his home and his car. Because god knows we don't have enough criminals and welfare leaches.
mariand - August 21, 2011, 2:55 pm, #223326
hahahahaha...5 stamps for you


BAT COUNTRY - We Cant Stop Here


TAGS: fear and loathing las vegas drugs lsd
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by MrFaust

rerun - February 13, 2010, 10:06 pm, #157957

kinda like your avitar?
ThatGuy - February 13, 2010, 9:58 pm, #157955
Wow.... really original


UGLY STEPSISTERS - They're not ugly. They're just drawn that way.


TAGS: ugly wicked evil stepsiter stepsiters cinderella walt disney disneyland
Rating: 2.59/5

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Fatt Matt - July 28, 2009, 12:56 pm, #101317
It's funny, I don't even have to wait for the poster to load. See the name - vote it 1...


THINGS TO NEVER DO - Never try to punch Chuck Norris




Halloween -


TAGS: cats candles horrified old ladies
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Ilovepuppies - November 1, 2013, 12:35 pm, #250767
Hey this is funny but it is sad too :(
spacedog - October 30, 2013, 7:16 pm, #250739
Thanks everyone.
MissPriss - October 30, 2013, 12:13 am, #250727
Huh, never see that candle in the Party Lite catalogue. Another well earned 5L.
GaryO - October 29, 2013, 9:54 pm, #250722
BAM!
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 9:51 pm, #250721

Too funny!~5L


amazing! -




LAW ENFORCEMENT - Every profession has their focus and priorities ...


TAGS: law enforcement focus and priorities
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 23, 2012, 11:03 pm, #231932
I actually have great respect for law enforcement, they have a tough, dangerous job and very few people likes a cop until they need one. This one was too good to pass up though.
ughomer - March 22, 2012, 8:21 pm, #231863
Hilarious Budog!
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:39 pm, #231843
(carebear BANNED)


C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER - It can end boring dialogue sequences, and speed things along to the fun violent parts we love so much. "Fighty fighty time, blood blood blood!"


TAGS: deadpool plays street figher and is now my god falcon punch
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Zealot - May 19, 2010, 9:56 am, #176678
didn't think i would see a funny combo breaker


MOUNTED PANDA'S - The sad future of WoW


TAGS: wow pandarians pandaria g** warcraft
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by kavuss

staceymetal - February 9, 2012, 6:35 pm, #229232
woops sorry, now i remember the pandas (it's been LONG since i last played=D)
staceymetal - February 9, 2012, 6:30 pm, #229231
whaaaat?O.O no there are no pandas in perfect world:o unless you're playing on another server or something? wtf... also the pic was EPIC WIN and your argument is invalid since wow is widely known and pw isn't...:)
5150monkeylove - October 25, 2011, 4:12 am, #225315
There is a mmorpghhffcck called "perfectworld" that has panda warrior characters who can later obtain a lizard mount. Yeesh! Do your research next time... 1L for lazyness, sir!


SOME DAYS - you should just stay in bed


TAGS: hammy wanders
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:40 am, #233012
Love this one! Can be applied to so many moments!!! xx
Hawamleh - June 29, 2011, 7:08 pm, #220740
lol
motinet - June 29, 2011, 8:52 am, #220727

LMAO... poor hammy... I totally missed this one. ROFL
Airman - April 11, 2011, 5:33 pm, #216136
thanks Capn
CaptainBaked - April 11, 2011, 5:10 pm, #216134
You never fail to out do your already out done self... Airman you ledge!


PEEK AT'CHU - And your nephew. Every night. EVERY night.


TAGS: january 3rd pok mon assignment hand bananas prot g
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 11:06 pm, #181126
p*** Bear Win
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:45 am, #149617
*twits
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:44 am, #149616
Wow. All the usual wits are out tonight!
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 11:49 pm, #149613
'Tis the season. Sorta
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 11:43 pm, #149612
Spreading good cheer today, are we?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 11:31 pm, #149611
And that, my friend, is no double entendre.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 11:27 pm, #149610
That's not a pun....or is it?....i don't think that counts as a pun....either way, you suck Bart.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:35 pm, #149604
"Peek At'Chu" it rhymes with "look at chu." That's why you shouldn't eat with your mouth open, Moo+. It's impolite.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 9:29 pm, #149599
What pun?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:17 pm, #149597
That, my friend, is a GODLY pun! 5 charged up lions out of five. BAM!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:23 pm, #149535
I live in a small town....we get the dregs of the bigger city strip clubs.....If you ever visit our lovely country, try southern Ontario and Montreal for your n**** lady entertainment.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:20 pm, #149531
We do this like once a month, Moo+. You have the strip clubs. Texas has... well... Texans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:17 pm, #149528
It's -45 Celsius here with the wind chill....I hate you Veggie.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:15 pm, #149527
Ha! Is it odd that it's 65 right now where I live, and that I absolutely HATE women that wear lipstick? Especially red. Disgusto.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:11 pm, #149524
It is g**....and what save?....you told me you live in an Igloo and eat whale blubber.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm, #149520
But seriously, I don't care if "they" do it to everyone (which they don't), it's still fukking g**.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:07 pm, #149518
Nice save...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:06 pm, #149517
Veggies an Eskimo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:05 pm, #149516
It's not just yours Veggie....unless it's a racial thing.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:02 pm, #149515
To whoever it is that simply sees my name next to a poster and then instantly 1Ls EVERY one of them, I made this one today too. Go nuts, fag.


PAYBACK IS... WELL -


TAGS: toilet seat marriage husband wife
Rating: 4.21/5

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mariand - March 15, 2012, 7:42 pm, #231408
hehehe...It's not good... it's CAREful
carebear - March 15, 2012, 7:33 pm, #231403
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 7:10 pm, #231394

Thud...thud, thud, crack, crunch...Great one!!!!


IRELAND -


TAGS: ireland potatoes
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - May 22, 2010, 5:26 am, #177242
5 potato-shakes!
Kubi - May 8, 2010, 10:09 pm, #175189
Lol nice. 5Lbs of potatoes
Faceplant31 - May 8, 2010, 1:43 pm, #175126
I haven't ROR'd like that in a while! Good shiot KFD!
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:34 pm, #175119
Love it!! 5Liters!


AT TIMES LIKE THIS - It's best to just stick to your story. "Fine. Arrest me if you want, but I was just trying to get you guys laid."


TAGS: ironic cops police service the men the tattoo commands it
Rating: 4.44/5

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Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:31 am, #160264
Thanks, lol. I'm thinking about getting the same tattoo. Cops need all the help they can get.
Skatastic - February 22, 2010, 7:14 pm, #160150
Now, that sir, is a truely dedicated citizen. 5 mexican advertisers for you sir.


PANDA DOG - I can't see the dog clearly, because of his extreme awesomeness!


TAGS: panda dog
Rating: 2.81/5

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Life lesson -


TAGS: stone heart cannot break mariand
Rating: 4.86/5

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ughomer - October 24, 2014, 9:09 am, #257370
mariand has spoken!
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 2:37 am, #257360
She's dyslexic! The coach told her to whop the other end!
Greeny - October 22, 2014, 10:44 pm, #257314
oh yeah
GaryO - October 22, 2014, 10:09 pm, #257312
dang


LOVE -


TAGS: people never change mariand
Rating: 4.82/5

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mariand - December 26, 2011, 3:11 pm, #226972
LOL ;)
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 11:08 am, #226965
Ah, that long, silent walk back to the bus station the next morning.
mariand - October 30, 2011, 3:15 pm, #225454
depends...I use my words for most of my posters... I can't say nothing about him/her... ;)
Reality Lord - October 29, 2011, 7:15 pm, #225436

nice po5ter dude...it takes guts to put out poster with emotin in them. you and LA are doing just fine. btw...who do you think is on top?....lolz
Skulrath - October 22, 2011, 6:30 pm, #225268
rofl Yeah, I prolly should :P
mariand - October 22, 2011, 6:27 pm, #225267
You know, you don't sound convincing at all, for me... you should try with a woman...
Skulrath - October 22, 2011, 6:06 pm, #225265
Awww, but us wolves are so much fun to talk to! At least, if you don't mind a smartass ;P
mariand - October 22, 2011, 6:02 pm, #225264
Well, I saw Dances with Wolves, but I think that isn't a good idea to have a talk with one of them...;)
Skulrath - October 22, 2011, 3:25 pm, #225263
Perhaps. WOuld you like me to talk with you? :P
mariand - October 22, 2011, 12:31 pm, #225261
Thank you... because you tell it like it is
tellitlikeitis - October 22, 2011, 12:23 pm, #225259
This is funny, not depressing. And another great one Mariand.
mariand - October 22, 2011, 4:39 am, #225250
@Skulrath...Is this a subtle invitation to talk with me?...lol
the1stCOMMI3 - October 21, 2011, 7:47 pm, #225246
This is motifake. We're supposed to make you feel depressed. Lol, jk
Skulrath - October 21, 2011, 7:35 pm, #225245
Mariand, thi5 is very good, but I'm starting to think that both you and LA are somewhat depressed. Need to talk?


WIZARD OF OZ -




FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!


TAGS: funky chicken jive turkey shaft bird no one understands him but his woman
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am, #221656
LMAO
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am, #212758
Genius
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm, #155336
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am, #154126

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am, #154120
Good one Wit!


CARMEN + WALDO - You will NEVER find them!


TAGS: carmen sandiego san diego where s wheres waldo where is world earth on
Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:44 pm, #103270
In your case, "Carmen"="wit" and "Waldo"="funny"


MARCHING BAND - Where all that practicing pays off.




SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT - Now, you want me to drive to Texarkana, pick up 400 cases of Coors and come back in 28 hours? No problem


TAGS: smokey bandit beer
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by FatherTyme

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:51 am, #248111
C'mon, it's beer in Texarcana. Leave it sit too long and it might "walk away" on you... 28 hours was a necessity, not a challenge.
hootizz - November 18, 2010, 4:01 am, #202951
Eats Bound & Down..!! would have to be only THE best movie ever.., also have you checked out YT, there is a guy that has replicated Snowman's KW & trailer, it is freakin awesome... 5 Coors for you...
FatherTyme - November 17, 2010, 12:39 pm, #202900
*tears up* I'm..i'm sorry this is just such a special moment...*bows humbly before the Motifake Gods*


GANDALF - The original Greybeard.




immature -


TAGS: immature doesnt mean stupid mariand
Rating: 4.54/5

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spacedog - November 17, 2014, 5:41 pm, #258024
5 Grampster signs.
Thedge - November 17, 2014, 10:47 am, #258016
Yo, why give it up now homeboy?
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 4:12 am, #258006
As I crank up the bass on my muscle car sound system so loud it registers on the seismometer . . . YES!!!!
MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 11:34 pm, #257996
Yes I can too (as I stomp my footies and pound my fists on my thighs)!
GaryO - November 16, 2014, 8:46 pm, #257991
amen
Greeny - November 16, 2014, 8:07 pm, #257990
Yes!


REGRET -


TAGS: pepperspray hippie occupy portland sammich
Rating: 3.96/5

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5150monkeylove - December 15, 2011, 4:31 pm, #226640
Sorry it has been so long, guys and gals. Many changes in life have happened recently. I missed you all. Hello to the noobs! If you need some help, get with the elders here by pm. (some of you really need it.)


LANDO CALRISSIAN -




DESPAIR - Knowing that holding on tighter won't keep love from slipping away


TAGS: heart sand love
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

forseti - February 10, 2012, 9:48 am, #229260
Hat5 off! ;)
Zetmonk - February 10, 2012, 3:39 am, #229250
What they said. The pic just adds the perfect weight to the caption!
LiquidAngel - February 10, 2012, 12:26 am, #229248
This is very good 5L well deserved
TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 6:18 pm, #229230
A well deserved spot on the front page :) Such a beautiful poster.
mariand - February 9, 2012, 5:40 pm, #229223
nice
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 5:02 pm, #229219
plus your hands get all d5rty and wet :)
Rick69 - February 9, 2012, 4:54 pm, #229218
This is... lovely. Perfect picture + perfect caption = (^_^) + 5L + More love every now and then...


MERRY CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: and happy new year
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 12:28 am, #208456
I gotta say, this is adorable.
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 5:37 pm, #208429
Well the parents petting is how they ended up with a child. It always starts with the heavy petting...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 27, 2010, 4:12 pm, #208425
"pet the parents" Ok....They might not be OK with that...JK!
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 3:33 pm, #208422
pet not bet
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 3:32 pm, #208421
bet the parents of this kid are the same people that spends $3,000 to bring in a bet phycologist to figure out why the dog is depressed
Sean - December 27, 2010, 3:08 pm, #208419
KID FINGERS nom nom nom
pzykosiz - December 25, 2010, 5:39 am, #208226
so cute. we better call the RSPCA
spacedog - December 24, 2010, 2:07 pm, #208180
Such a happy dog. 5L
Marlfox - December 23, 2010, 4:57 pm, #208110
5Ls I can't not laugh when I look at this picture.


MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - A Real Man can wear sequins and bright colors and still make you wish you were him.


TAGS: macho man randy savage tribute
Rating: 4.73/5

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rudeboy308 - May 25, 2011, 1:12 am, #219070
It also helps to have some of the best promos that make even your WTF? statements sound awesome. R.I.P. Randy.


GIVE'EM THE TITTIES -


TAGS: feb 25 suspicion the kid knows his brand
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Hasbunmb - March 8, 2010, 1:36 pm, #163164
Must....stop....giggling...
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:23 pm, #161760
First and last time Matt was cared for by uncle Mel.
spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:33 pm, #160808
Nice work Matt, 5Ls.
MO - February 25, 2010, 6:59 pm, #160763
LOVE IT!
Airman - February 25, 2010, 6:11 pm, #160750
LOL
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 5:04 pm, #160740
Amsome, where is the wiskey ti... wait never mind


ANYONE EVER GIVEN A THOUGHT - To issuing "Obese" Parking stickers and put the parking spots in the back of the lot?


TAGS: is obesity a handicap
Rating: 3.92/5

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JesusWept - January 22, 2013, 4:00 pm, #242737
5/5 easy! LOL
Neener - October 15, 2010, 11:53 am, #198437
totally amsome!
faulty switch - September 30, 2009, 2:22 am, #122809
yes. there should be fat placards and the spots should be down the road and around the corner. make them work for it
thatonechick - September 28, 2009, 9:09 am, #122346
All the time! :D
Capt. Correction - September 28, 2009, 3:06 am, #122313
There is another person in the car - and there is a small possibility that person could be handicapped. (did you hear the bottom of the barrel being scra**d) I still luaghed so hard I pooed a little. 5/5 Well played sir. As you were...
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:17 pm, #122115
5/5 =D I was rather fat then I decided to join the air force =D
Bartimaeus - September 25, 2009, 8:50 pm, #121772
5/5
Bartimaeus - September 25, 2009, 8:50 pm, #121771
Fools! The friction between their thighs could cause a massive fire. Spontaneous combustion? I think not...that doesn't start in the sweatpants.
CANADA - September 25, 2009, 8:42 pm, #121770
love the poster airman
CANADA - September 25, 2009, 8:42 pm, #121769
that comment was perfect!
DrEvo82 - September 25, 2009, 10:31 am, #121623
I see those lazy f.u.c.k.e.r.s. all the time in Wal-mart. They ride around in those carts that are supposed to be for crippled people. Then they stand up and grap a bag of cholcolate, sit back down on their fat lazy a.s.s.e.s. and ride over to the cookies
Smokey - September 24, 2009, 5:04 pm, #121408
She's handmicaked.


I THINK - they need to rename The Dumb Friends League




SALUTE -


TAGS: thanks airman and others who serve
Rating: 4.39/5

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rerun - April 14, 2011, 6:51 pm, #216424

One can never finish saying thank you
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:26 pm, #216358
Nice one RR. 5 L's.
TheOne - April 13, 2011, 7:31 pm, #216350
Its been done,but its never been finished.5L.


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: and stuff humor
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 5:38 pm, #231141

I'm good at tests. I always have half a dozen #2 pencils sharpened and ready (blink...blink...blink).
lgvernon - March 11, 2012, 11:38 pm, #231093

And I thought Iceman was just being friendly...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 11, 2012, 11:31 pm, #231092
So.....You wrote all those jokefakes you love to post?....Sorry buddy, but you're calling the kettle black here.
rerun - March 11, 2012, 8:37 pm, #231087

really? It all comes from the interwebs & stuff
lgvernon - March 11, 2012, 4:08 pm, #231079

Perzackly~~
ICEMAN - March 11, 2012, 3:55 pm, #231078
Oooh! Look what I found on the interwebs & stuff.


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